A precio de robado
god@galaxy: /Milky Way$ make earth ./configure-human -selfdestructive -inteligent -rootacess

Aqui comparto algunas citas buenas para poner en el messenger, no respondo por herir sensibilidades.

• I’m not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for black people
• If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson’s No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?
• You shouldn’t say anything mean about people who can’t read. You should write it instead.
• Give a man a match and he’ll be warm for a minute; set him on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
• Imagine there were no hypothetical situations.
• The Internet: All the piracy, none of the scurvy.
• Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children
• Solution to two of the world’s problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.
• Anyone can quit smoking, it takes a real man to fight cancer
• I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
• Tennis is a fickle sport. No matter how good you are at it, a wall will always be better.
• Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.
• He didn’t know if it was a gun in her pocket or she was just pleased to see him, but neither option looked good.
• if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
• putting the laughter back into manslaughter
• Your mum is so fat, she walked past the TV and i missed the first season of Lost.
• My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?

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